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Before I begin, if you want to attempt to communicate with me, you'll need to send the first message. Sorry, but I'm shy.
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Hello, you've reached the profile of an obese, hairy, unattractive, borderline hermit that plays videogames for mental stability.
If you're still reading, that doesn't matter to you. We might get along! We'll see...
My name is Brandon.
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What first then? I suppose nothing tells you more about a person in a first glance than what they like and dislike, so here are my favorite things.
Favorite video games: Fallout 3/NV, TES V Skyrim, Grand Theft Auto IV, Paper Mario: TTYD, Early Pokemon games... There's too much to sit here and list, but those are my absolute favorites above all else.
Favorite TV shows: Rick & Morty, Breaking Bad, Bojack Horseman, a lot of older cartoons from the 90's and 2000's
Favorite (and only really liked) Anime: Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bebop
Favorite music (Playlist linked, the top is from when I was like 14, bottom is recent): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC2s8OQUuscQWA14-8soWifbGJ1LL_Ktt
Favorite book: Dust & Decay by Jonathan Maberry
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That's all I can think of when it comes to things I like... Now, the things that I don't!
- I dislike lies. Even if it's with good intentions, I feel safer when I'm informed of the truth. Thus, if you give me the truth, I'll repay you with none other than the truth.
- People of intentional lesser intelligence, and intentional ignorance. Lemme explain: I like logical, well thought people that think before they message, or even take the time to read this without complaining. If you have a profile with like two words on it, I probably wouldn't get along with you. (Unless the profile is a living meme, then maybe...)
- Religion. Sorry, but it's a fact that's not gonna change. I won't discriminate against religious people immediately, but if you put it before most of your life and try to convert me, we won't get along.
- Social Justice Warriors/Obsessive Tumblrites. Hopefully this speaks for itself.
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That's about it for things that I don't like. Are ya still there? if so, that's pretty great. Anything else that can be said about me, you can find out yourself if you wanna talk sometime. I have Skype and Discord, if you don't have either then I guess not. I might be a little sad, my second relationship just ended.
Before I begin, if you want to attempt to communicate with me, you'll need to send the first message. Sorry, but I'm shy.
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Hello, you've reached the profile of an obese, hairy, unattractive, borderline hermit that plays videogames for mental stability.
If you're still reading, that doesn't matter to you. We might get along! We'll see...
My name is Brandon.
_____________________________________
What first then? I suppose nothing tells you more about a person in a first glance than what they like and dislike, so here are my favorite things.
Favorite video games: Fallout 3/NV, TES V Skyrim, Grand Theft Auto IV, Paper Mario: TTYD, Early Pokemon games... There's too much to sit here and list, but those are my absolute favorites above all else.
Favorite TV shows: Rick & Morty, Breaking Bad, Bojack Horseman, a lot of older cartoons from the 90's and 2000's
Favorite (and only really liked) Anime: Gurren Lagann, Cowboy Bebop
Favorite music (Playlist linked, the top is from when I was like 14, bottom is recent): https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC2s8OQUuscQWA14-8soWifbGJ1LL_Ktt
Favorite book: Dust & Decay by Jonathan Maberry
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That's all I can think of when it comes to things I like... Now, the things that I don't!
- I dislike lies. Even if it's with good intentions, I feel safer when I'm informed of the truth. Thus, if you give me the truth, I'll repay you with none other than the truth.
- People of intentional lesser intelligence, and intentional ignorance. Lemme explain: I like logical, well thought people that think before they message, or even take the time to read this without complaining. If you have a profile with like two words on it, I probably wouldn't get along with you. (Unless the profile is a living meme, then maybe...)
- Religion. Sorry, but it's a fact that's not gonna change. I won't discriminate against religious people immediately, but if you put it before most of your life and try to convert me, we won't get along.
- Social Justice Warriors/Obsessive Tumblrites. Hopefully this speaks for itself.
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That's about it for things that I don't like. Are ya still there? if so, that's pretty great. Anything else that can be said about me, you can find out yourself if you wanna talk sometime. I have Skype and Discord, if you don't have either then I guess not. I might be a little sad, my second relationship just ended.